And This is Why..."There is NO way you're making me go in there." Road crossed her arms and stared up at her ADD dad."Not with you. No freaking way."And This is Why... by Sorimimi
Of course, Sherrill was referring to the haunted house at the carnival that came almost EVERY year. Yet this was the first year that, not that he's been to the carnival, but the first year he had even gathered up the courage to go in the haunted house.
...And he wanted to bring Road with him.
"Roooad~!" Sherrill whined, clapping his hands together like an anxious first-grader. "This will be the only time we can spend Daddy-Daughter tiiiime!"
Road blinked. "We do that EVERY weekend!" She turned on her heels. "I'm not going in there."
Sherrill frowned. "Fine then. I'll have to use force."
He picked up Road by her arms and threw her over his shoulder.
"Nooo!" Road flailed. "Put me dowwwn!" She looked at a guy eating a funnel cake and yelled, "HELP! This strange man is trying to rape me! Call the police!"
The guy quickly nodded, flung the funnel cake aside, an